I know you want to explore the beautiful jungle but that is not included in your resort package, there is plenty to see and do here, you do NOT need to go in there, it’s very dangerous especially for weak minded men. Why? Of course you can’t just take my word for it. The Jiggle Jungle is overpopulated with Jigglewokies, they are the land version of a siren and will lure you in with their giant perky breasts and curves. They are often blonde, extremely manipulative and mesmerizing. In other words, gooners like you have absolutely zero chance at making it out in one piece. Once you go in they will convince you to stay for days, then weeks, making you pump your cock over and over promising to lead you back out when you want to leave. You’ll follow them stroking your cock uncontrollably not realizing you’re moving deeper and deeper into the juggle. If you go in there, you will never come out…